Goodbye Dude!

Kinja'd!!! "Klaus Schmoll" (klausschmoll)
09/14/2016 at 15:20 • Filed to: None

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For years this was my profile pic on various social media and message services, but today I got contacted by a student’s dad via whatsapp (didn’t bother to hide my number when I called him yesterday).

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Before responding I thought that something a bit more.... boooooooring, and maybe even actually looking like me would make a better first impression.

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Growing pains! Another part of my youth gone. Le sigh.


DISCUSSION (12)


Kinja'd!!! FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem > Klaus Schmoll
09/14/2016 at 15:32

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It’s this profile pic you had. It tied your WhatsApp together.


Kinja'd!!! loki03xlh > Klaus Schmoll
09/14/2016 at 15:49

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You don’t have to grow up. I’m 41, work in education, and still have Lemmy (R.I.P.) as my avatar/profile pic.


Kinja'd!!! Klaus Schmoll > loki03xlh
09/14/2016 at 15:49

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On an account that you use to interact with parents?


Kinja'd!!! Leadbull > Klaus Schmoll
09/14/2016 at 15:54

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I guess you look German enough for us to believe this whole cover story you've been on about for years.


Kinja'd!!! Klaus Schmoll > Leadbull
09/14/2016 at 16:00

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That’s the trick, isn’t it?

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Kinja'd!!! duurtlang > Klaus Schmoll
09/14/2016 at 17:00

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*opens whatsapp, scrolls down... scrolls down even further... NO MORE DUDE!*

Adult life sucks sometimes, I guess. I was about to go on my way to have a so called difficult conversation (for the other, not for me) when I noticed that this hot weather had resulted in me wearing a polo shirt with palm trees. Maybe not the most professional attire. So back to my closet I went.


Kinja'd!!! loki03xlh > Klaus Schmoll
09/14/2016 at 17:02

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Sometimes. I’m in IT with the school. I interact mostly with faculty, staff, and administration.


Kinja'd!!! Klaus Schmoll > loki03xlh
09/14/2016 at 17:05

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See?


Kinja'd!!! Klaus Schmoll > duurtlang
09/14/2016 at 17:09

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Pinstripes or just plain one colour, short or long sleves?


Kinja'd!!! duurtlang > Klaus Schmoll
09/14/2016 at 17:15

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A slim fit polo shirt with short sleeves, plain color (off white) with hardly contrasting (light grey) palm trees. Perfect for playing tourist. Not very professional.

My very German and thus very formal girlfriend sometimes frowns when I wear it. So I wear it as often as I can when she’s around. While our passports tell us we are adults, it doesn’t mean we have to act like it all the time. I’ve learned that when you pick your fights right you can still get away with a lot of benign adolescence.


Kinja'd!!! Leadbull > Klaus Schmoll
09/14/2016 at 19:39

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Everyone else is avoiding eye contact with him, so I think they might have suspicions.


Kinja'd!!! gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Klaus Schmoll
09/14/2016 at 22:41

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would be a fitting response to change.